"Can I sell my fat on ebay?"

nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

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"There is some good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for."

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers (via saltandsteel)

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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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